We're All Weird

The thought occurred to me: Wouldn’t it be nice if they didn’t just have signs for roads, but also had signs for people…You come to work and there’s a big sign around your boss’s neck: “Had huge fight with spouse this morning - proceed with caution.” You go tuck your child in late at night, and you’re tired and tempted to rush the moment, when you see the sign: “Growing up too fast – reduce speed.”